Friday, August 23, 2019

Odd Sayings, Fruit and August 2019 FOTW

Leaving the store and the guy behind the counter says. "Did you hear Bill? He cracks me up. That girl just left had on one of those crop tops and Bill said she got more rolls than Kroger deli." Yes it was wrong and inappropriate but caught me off guard and made me laugh.
I've been branded! My big kitty Beau had been sitting in my lap for a good twenty minutes, I was sitting Indian style. When he finally moved I looked down. WOW I've been branded! Hubby said "what?" I said, well it's what it looks like. He just laughed. I wouldn't have it any other way. I love my furbabies. You can see Beau below in my chair that he thinks is his.
Welcome to a Fly on the Wall group post. Today 5 bloggers are inviting you to catch a glimpse of what you’d see if you were a fly on the wall in our homes. Come on in and buzz around my house.
Buzz around, see what you think, then click on these links for a peek into some other homes:
Baking In A Tornado        
Never Ever Give Up Hope   
Menopausal Mother           
Go Mama O                          

My son comes out of the beverage store, he looks at me and says "do you know what that lady said?" I'm like "what lady where?" he said "standing outside.". "No. How would I know what she said?"
He said, "well I thought you had the window down and heard her. Anyway she's talking to that man that's normally at the counter, she says my new driver's photo is gawd awful I got more chins than a Chinese phone book."
He looks at me, "THE MAN is Chinese!! Mom really people these days".
Y'all I can't make this stuff up. Talk about NOT being politically correct. Geez.
 I was taking cherries out of the bag to wash for my snack and found this one. I thought about different animals that carry their  babies on their back, yeah, then I had a hard time eating it. Oy
 Driving through Wal-Mart parking, always a great place for Fly material, and this truck in front of me was SOOO bright. I took 3 pictures and every single one blurred. Now that's bright.

Okay so I see this truck A LOT and I finally managed to get a decent photo. Here ya go. It's still bright!

Beau, dude! It's my chair.
Um, no it's not. He gave me the side eye. Spoiled cat. So I used hubby's chair.

4 year old says to his dad,
I have a joke for you.
Why don't dinosaurs talk?
Dad- why
Son- cause they're all dead

We've had a lot of rain lately and I was standing in the bedroom looking out the big picture window watching it rain. I was also on the phone with a friend and not even thinking I said "girl it's raining so hard it sounds like a cow peeing on a flat rock", she laughed and was like "well I've never heard that before." Oh gosh, my Daddy used to say it all the time. Especially in a heavy down pour. No idea why it popped in my head and out my mouth but it did.

This is Little Girl. Such a little sweetie.
My friends have begun to refer to me as the "Squirrel Whisperer" and I'm okay with it.


  1. My trips to the stores are never as interesting as yours. I think we need to go shopping together. Thanks for the laughs!

    1. Oh honey the drama that I see unfold at Jesse's work parking lot would curl your hair! See an upcoming post!!

  2. I had a 1987 Jeep the exact same color and it had been painted with a BRUSH. Every single time I crossed the border with that thing I was asked to go inside and be checked out. I loved that truck and it served me well for $400 LOL