Friday, March 24, 2017

March FOTW

These are not mine, I saw it on Facebook with no original author. I thought they were cute and so I'm sharing.
Food for thought:
You never see anyone clean the pool at the gym.
Parking in the driveway.
Driving on the parkway.
If makeup is a beauty enhancer, why is it called concealer?

Odd food combinations: (heard on the radio)
BBQ sauce and rice
Applesauce, cinnamon and rice
PBJ sandwich with ham and cheese on top
Vinegar on cold fish (my daddy used to do it)
Tuna from a can with mayo, pickles, chopped egg, mushrooms, peppers and garlic
Dipping Oreo's in water (EWWW)
PB, Peeps and chocolate chips on a roll toasted
Poptart with a cheese slice in the middle and another poptart on top. (my oldest did this)

My son Jesse has a friend who delivers pizza. Guy delivers a pizza to a home. Girl is a stripper. Joke with the guys was "was it a pepperoni pizza? or a hard salami?" OMGosh guys really?!?!

Text  between myself and a co-worker:
Watching Triple D with my son, Guy is at a diner and some of the menu items...maybe because it was late at night or maybe because I had been drinking a tad but we were cracking up. Some of the items include: The Juicy Lucy, The Nookie, The Juicy Nookie and the BangCock! OMGosh
Just so you know, they were all different version of burgers.

Sheldon to Howard: 
Howard: What would help you?
Sheldon: A mind boosting caffeine induced suppository. 

Gift cards, I love them. I had 2 left from Christmas and used them a few weeks ago. It was fun to go shopping and buy stuff for me. I purchased a new toaster oven, haven't had one in about 5 years and then 2 new books. I love to read but haven't done that lately.

Welcome to a Fly on the Wall group post. Today 9 bloggers are inviting you to catch a glimpse of what you’d see if you were a fly on the wall in our homes. Come on in and buzz around my house.
Buzz around, see what you think, then click on these links for a peek into some other homes:

Baking In A Tornado                  http://www.BakingInATornado.com
Menopausal Mother                     http://www.menopausalmom.com/
Searching for Sanity                 http://singlemumplusone.blogspot.com
Eileen’s Perpetually Busy            http://eileensperpetuallybusy.blogspot.com/
Go Mama O                              http://www.gomamao.com
Never Ever Give Up Hope                   http://batteredhope.blogspot.com
Dinosaur Superhero Mommy           http://dinoheromommy.com/
When I Grow Up                       http://kimberlyyavorski.com/whenigrowup/

4 comments:

  1. Laughed through your whole post. Well, most of it. A few of those food pairings were EWWWWW!

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  2. So glad to see you have not lost your sense of humor with everything going on. I bet you had fun with this one

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  3. I snorted thorugh most of your post. Hysterical. I would have asked the same pizza questions, giggles.

    Those are strange food combinations. Blah.

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  4. I snorted thorugh most of your post. Hysterical. I would have asked the same pizza questions, giggles.

    Those are strange food combinations. Blah.

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