Friday, February 17, 2017

Feb FOTW

YAY we survived Valentine's Day!! Hope you had a great one. I worked of course and took W to the doctor. I didn't expect anything and was sure nothing would happen but much to my surprise when I arrived home I found a beautiful vase of red roses, a card, chocolate covered strawberries AND supper was in the oven. Too boot my kitchen was NOT a mess! Hallelujah best part!! It was a very nice surprise.
 I bought him a lighted sign, his two favorite things, Raiders and Bud. When I saw this I KNEW I had to buy it. Oh and a Raider neck pillow.
 The morning after Valentine's I receive this text from dispatch. I was laughing so hard! Got to love auto correct!! Sorry Jenn, had to share!
This is not my photo and if I knew the original author I would give them credit as I think this is genius! When I first saw it I thought WHY would you put an egg on a sheet, then I saw the ears and was like OMGosh it's a cat! LOL Genius!
Welcome to a Fly on the Wall group post. Today 9 bloggers are inviting you to catch a glimpse of what you’d see if you were a fly on the wall in our homes. Come on in and buzz around my house. 

Buzz around, see what you think, then click on these links for a peek into some other homes:
Baking In A Tornado                   http://www.bakinginatornado.com/
Menopausal Mother                     http://www.menopausalmom.com/
Searching for Sanity                 http://singlemumplusone.blogspot.com
Eileen’s Perpetually Busy            http://eileensperpetuallybusy.blogspot.com/ 
A Little Piece of Peace                 http://little-piece-of-peace.blogspot.com
Never Ever Give Up Hope                   http://batteredhope.blogspot.com 
 Dinosaur Superhero Mommy           http://dinoheromommy.com/       
Cluttered Genius                   http://www.clutteredgenius.com

Poor LMSP was give out but you will NOT bother her with big bro looking on. Hulk is such a good dog and he loves his little human. I don't care what anyone says, Pit Bulls get a bad rap. He is pit and lab mix. A big love bug.
I took my mom for her first professional manicure. She loved it. Here was the result. She kept saying she really really enjoyed it and wants to go again. It was cute. The lady doing our nails asked me if this was my mom. I said yes and she's never had a manicure. She looked shocked and said "NO? Never??" I said no. She said "how old is your mom?" I said "71" said looked shocked again. "WHAT 71! She look good!" LOL yes she does.
I stopped by my aunt's house for a little while a few Saturday's ago. When I went to leave, walking by the van I stopped. WHAT THE HECK?? There was a fish, yes a fish on the hood?! I sent my mom a text, as she was inside. I said "There's a fish on the hood of the van" I laughed and told my son, mom will be outside before we drive away." We walked to the car, got in and yep, there she was. She walked over, looked at the van and went back inside.
Later she sends me a text.
"I told your Aunt about the fish. she came outside and we found two beside the van. Then two more on the sidewalk, we followed the fish and wound up finding over 20 in the yard."
I said ??? where did they come from?
She replied "no idea but we picked them all up"
She lives about 3-4 miles from the river and does not fish. Very strange. We never did find out why or where they came from.
I took W to the dr and the nurse said:
"Can you verify your date of birth?"
To which he replies "yes"
The nurse smiles and says "when is it"
He says " January 18th"
She says "what year?"
He smiles..."every year"
Me...rolling my eyes
Nurse...politely smiles and says "okay, what year were you born?"
W says "oh, (laughs) 1962"
Me...groans

My daughter, her husband and a friend came to visit. We had the perfect weather, Spring weather in Feb. it was 74 on the Saturday they were here and 85 on Sunday. 85!! We had such a good time.
While walking down the side walk Stephanie had stopped to look in a window and all of a sudden she jumped back and screamed. There was a HUGE white dog in the window. He had run up while she was looking.
We all laughed so hard. The owner of the shop came out and said: I got it all on camera! Too bad I don't sell pants because I think you just wet yours!"
OMGosh we all laughed so hard.

Written on FB...
Why do you google stuff when Jesus has all the answers?
Guy comments, because I don't want to ask Jesus where to find midget porn.
OMGosh W was laughing so hard.  I said, well Jesus would NOT show him and he already knows what the doofus is looking for.

5 comments:

  1. My daughter always takes me for a manicure and it is such a special time. I can see why your mom loved it. Loved the pic of your dog with his human. We recently lost our pit/lab cross (Mercedez) and I will miss her forever -- my favorite dog and we have had over 30. They are so special! Hope you have a good month - I don't always comment but do watch your posts on facebook - Hugs

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    1. Thanks so much Carol. Yes my grandpup and granddaughter are best friends. Very sweet indeed.

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  2. Your Valentine's gifts are perfect! That cat meme---I thought it was an egg!!

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