I'm at working and in the process of opening the store, all of a sudden there's a knock at the door. I go and see who it is. There's a tall gangly nerdy looking guy. He claims my boss told him to start work this morning. However, I've heard nothing about it.
No WAY I'm letting this guy in. So I call my boss, I'm sure she's not going to be pleased considering it's 5 a.m. She answers and groggily tells me, yes sorry I forgot to tell you. He's kinda weird but not in a creepy unsafe way.
I'm thinking gee thanks, why couldn't he work with Michael. Oh well, I say a little prayer as I walk to the door, open it and quickly tell him I will NOT hesitate to tase his butt if he tries anything funny.I set back to the task at hand, getting the store ready to open. He watches and ask me a ton of questions.
Through the week I've had to work with this guy for five days. He's okay, kinda slow on the uptake but a good worker, he really seems to want to do a good job.
At the end of the week, he's gone. Huh, weird. I ask and am told he was sent to a different store. Oh, okay and I continue on with what I have to do not really thinking much about it.
Weeks go by and one day a man comes in and ask to speak with me. He informs me that he is the CEO of our company and ask if he looks familiar. No but that voice. Then it hits me! He's the weird gangly dude I worked with for a week.
He begins to tell me what a great job I did and how nice I was to him. He says he is giving me $50,000 because he heard about my surgery and all my medial expenses! I am floored. Just floored. Then he tells me that he is also giving me a promotion and I will no longer be slaving away in the store but working hard in the district office. A big raise, promotion and money for my bills! Hallelujah!
WOW just like on TV and Uncover Boss.
I wake up. Crap! Oh well, I can dream can't I?
Beef Tips with Gravy
1 lb beef stew meat, diced
2 cups gravy
onion powder, garlic powder, paprika, ground pepper
Welcome to a Secret Subject Swap. This week 11 brave bloggers (including myself) picked a secret subject for someone else and were assigned a secret subject to interpret in their own style. Today we are all simultaneously divulging our topics and submitting our posts. Be sure to SCROLL DOWN.
Here are links to all the sites now featuring Secret Subject Swap posts. Sit back, grab a cup, and check them all out. See you there:
Baking In A Tornado http://www.BakingInATornado.co
Not That Sarah Michelle http://notthatsarahmichelle.bl
The Bergham Chronicles http://berghamchronicles.blogs
Dinosaur Superhero Mommy http://dinoheromommy.com/
The Diary of an Alzheimer’s Caregiver http://www.thediaryofanalzheim
The Lieber Family Blog http://thelieberfamily.com
Confessions of a part time working mom http://thethreegerbers.blogspot.com
Southern Belle Charm
Never Ever Give Up Hope http://batteredhope.blogspot
Your “Secret Subject” is:
Write a story where you're fooled by a show like Candid Camera/Undercover Boss.
It was submitted by: http://climaxedtheblog.blogspo