Friday, November 15, 2013

Dinner Guest - #SecretSubjectSwap

Welcome to the 26th Secret Subject Swap. This week 12 brave bloggers picked a secret subject for someone else and were assigned a secret subject to interpret in their own style. Today we are all simultaneously divulging our topics and submitting our posts. 

Secret Subject Swap

Here are links to all the sites now featuring Secret Subject Swap posts.  Sit back, grab a cup, and check them all out. See you there:

http://BakingInATornado.com                            Baking In A Tornado
http://www.theinsomniacsdream.com/                  The Insomniac’s Dream
http://TheGamersCorner13.blogspot.com              The Gamer’s Corner
http://momsdontsaythat.com                             Moms Don’t Say That
http://stacysewsandschools.wordpress.com/        Stacy Sews and Schools
http://www.homeonderanged.com                       Home on Deranged
http://www.juiceboxconfession.com                    Juicebox Confession
http://thisisdiscoveringme.wordpress.com/             Discovering Me
http://www.theblacksheepmom.blogspot.com          The Black Sheep Mom
http://spatulasonparade.blogspot.com                      Spatulas on Parade
http://thethreegerbers.blogspot.ch/                     Confessions of a part-time working mom
http://rantsfrommycrazykitchen.com                    Rants From My Crazy Kitchen           

                                
My subject is “ your favorite five fictional characters converge on your home for Thanksgiving Dinner”.  Tell us who attends and what happens during the meal. The subject was submitted by Home On Deranged.  Here goes: 

Thanksgiving Dinner Guest

I was in the kitchen, like most days, preparing our meal. All of a sudden I hear this racket outside. I look out the window and see...nothing. Hmm that's strange.
So I dry off my hands and walk outside.
Imagine my surprise to see not 1 but 3 guest sitting in my swing!!
Uh...can I help you? I asked
That what when their cloacking spell wore off and 

BAM

I see not plain old butternut squash sitting in my swing, which was weird enough! BUT 3 characters from Veggie Tales!
Here is Jr Squash, Momma Squash and BIG Sheriff Poppa Squash!!
OH WOW
But now I'm confused, what are you guys doing here? I asked.

Popppa says

Shocked and dismayed, I reply "murders! What on earth are you referring to?"

The killings of our kin folk, that's what we're referring to, said Sheriff.

I can barely contain my shock, hurt and outrage!
Murders! Are you kidding me? I take the lizards away from the cat and set them free! I pick up spiders in the house and put them outside, what could you be referring to!?

HERE is a photo of the recent deceased he says:
 Before the killings
 After the killing and HORROR of being baked! We found these photos on YOUR Facebook! Don't deny it!

Our cousin with his family, last time he was seen alive! AND YOU took their photo right here in this very yard!
And later in YOUR kitchen! Stewed like some meal for a cannibal tribe! Cries Momma Squash
OMG, hysterical laughter, whew. I thought you were referring to someone, you're talking SQUASH!
Good grief ya'll, I'm a food blogger, cooking is what I do.
I now notice the not so humorous look on their faces...maybe that wasn't the right thing to say.
Let me appeal (haha get it) to their other side.

Come inside, I was just preparing dinner, and we can talk about this.

MU WAH HAHA little do they know they are walking into a Thanksgiving Dinner feast, featuring none other than...

dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

BUTTERNUT SQUASH!

ARGH I wake up, shake my head and say "what in the world kind of a dream was that?" my husband still sleeping soundly just grunts.
HEY, wake up! I poke him and not gently either.
huh? ugh what? he groggily says.

I tell him about my dream, he looks at me, throws his head back and laughs! THAT'S sick, awesome and I love it!"

"Really?", I said, "go back to sleep."

The end...or is it?


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