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Why do we say such odd things?
Heard in the store:
Child is acting up and mother says "If you don't stop I'm gonna slap you silly"
well, duh he was already acting silly?!?!
Southern Sayings: she's so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.
And we wonder why people have image issues
Dang it's hot, I'm sweating like a pig.
Really? Pigs don't sweat
Raining cats and dogs.
WHEN have you ever seen dogs and cats fall from the clouds?
He's dumber than dirt.
Yeah I get that one.
At the doctor.
How are you today?
Oh fine, just thought I'd visit and throw away money. I'm sick you fool!
sheez and he's the one with the big fancy degree.
In my yard, with the dog, mail man pulls up.
Hey, that your dog?
Nah, just thought I'd walk him around. Seriously, I live out in the middle of nowhere, yes it's my dog.
Husband walks in, I'm editing pictures and he looks at the computer and promptly asks me: What ya doing?
I just look at him. Really? And reply "building a microwave"
Sitting in the living room, talking to my husband. I ask him a question and he goes "huh?" then answers me. ??
The house phone rings, it is a friend. She says "hey, are you at home?" I laughed and said "well, considering I answered the house phone, I'd say yes."
How about a recipe? Here we go...
Strawberry Peach Lemon Trifle
1 8 oz package cream cheese, room temp
1 package lemon pudding
1 1/2 cup milk (I use almond milk)
16 oz strawberries, washed and sliced
3 large ripe peaches
In a mixing bowl, combine the cream cheese and milk. After it has blended well, add your pudding mix.
Set this aside.
Wash, peel and slice your fruit.
In a bowl, layer, cream/pudding mix, strawberries, peaches, wafers, cream/pudding mix and continue until you run out. Top with the remaining cream/pudding mix.
Store in the fridge.